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myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

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cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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rudymora:

leseanthomas:

Asian male apology game = tight.

laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer

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greatest-adventurer:

are you fucking kidding me

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friend: you really need to go outside
me: send me the link
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ya-um-no:

not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

Best post ever.

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queenliu:

psst hey you

i think you’re lovely!

apRIL FOOLS AHAHAAHAHA

you’re actually SUPER MEGA lovely

sorry about that