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mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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July:

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me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
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space-c0ps:

I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers

but

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real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

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irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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rickyficarelli:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

fuck i had too, mom <3