...a blog provided to you by Sarah and Zoe!
We'll teach you how to commandeer a ship, songs to sing when you're sailing the open seas, and even how to talk like a pirate so others will think you know what you're doing! ;)
his attitude changed so quickly aw
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
this is actually all we do throughout the day
“Get in quickly. There is no time to explain.”
Regular old phones :
||(drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
||(drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
||(drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow